沈阳亚裔小哥check

VO：亚裔，声音尖细，皮肤黝黑，发型潮衣服紧
ME：黝黑
直接上面签语录：

VO：Hello, how are you?
ME：Good morning.(同时)
VO：Please give me your passport, i20 and ...
ME：...(塞过去打断)
VO：(翻一次，抬头，瞪大眼，下巴低垂)You're going to Cornell???(此处发音Cor4 ne3 ll2)
ME：.....Yeah.
VO：Where do you get your bachelor's?
ME：Harbin Institute of Technology.
VO：Harbin Insti... OK.
ME：.....
VO：Can you give me your Resume and study plan?(发音stu3 dy1 plan1)
ME：(CV递过去)Sorry I don't have a study plan.
VO：Oh...That's alright.(依稀记得兰花指一甩)
ME：...
VO：Do you have an advisor?
ME：Advisor will be assigned at the beginning of second semester.
VO：Oh....Do you have your transcript?
ME：Yes.(一交)
VO：(不再说话，成绩单随便一翻，死盯着CV狂敲字，许久之后)I need your finger prints. 做受四个受制。
ME：...(莫非你果真是。。？)
VO：还有又受。

ME：(原来你真的是。。)
VO：两个大目制。
ME：(默默一掐)
VO：现在卧们需要再做一些行政审查。。
ME：(卧槽！！)
VO：(掏出一张蓝纸一指)Please send your study plan to this email address. Blahblah. Byebye.
ME：............

这个故事告诉我们，别抱着侥幸心理，让准备的东西一样别少，莫自找麻烦。

补充内容 (2013-7-12 22:38):
7.8 Clear